tightloop Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 A man rushed thru the door and as he passed his wife in the kitchen, he yells to her, "Bring me a beer it is going to start." The wife brings him a beer and just before she gets back to cooking dinner, he yells at her, "Hey, bring me another beer, it is going to start pretty soon now..: So, the dutiful wife takes him another beer and returns to the kitchen.. In just a few minutes the husband yells to her, " Bring me another beer it is going to start any second now..." The wife trudges into the living room and tells here husband, " You lazy sob, you come running into this house yelling for me to bring you a beer, not once, not twice, but three times while I am cooking and washing and getting ready to serve dinner...the next time you want a beer get your lazy ass out of that recliner and get it yourself.. The man replies, "...shit, it just started...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 How soon they forget. Bring me a Beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 26, 2006 Author Share Posted July 26, 2006 come on Aiki,,,,are we supposed to do a search everytime I hear a cute story...remember when you get as old as me you have CRS...can't remember sh*t... Mods can delete it if they desire to...I thought it was cute when I heard it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 How soon they forget. Bring me a Beer Well, TL. It's started.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 You don't have to search everytime TL, but if you look at the link you will see you posted a comment when James posted it the first time. I guess I remembered it because I liked it too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 You don't have to search everytime TL, but if you look at the link you will see you posted a comment when James posted it the first time. I guess I remembered it because I liked it too! Here we go.. People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.... It's on! I remember getting "caught" posting the same joke I had posted 4 months previously... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry White Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Yep, its started.------Larry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 That kills me!!! Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 26, 2006 Author Share Posted July 26, 2006 Merlin If you live in a grass house, you should not play with fire...it is glass houses that need to avoid stones... and you are correct...it has started... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 (edited) MerlinIf you live in a grass house, you should not play with fire...it is glass houses that need to avoid stones... and you are correct...it has started... A throne, destined for a royal palace, was lost when a Spanish galleon went down on a reef in the south seas. A south seas tribal chief found this throne, washed up on the beach of his tropical island. The chief was so impressed with it that he decided to keep it in his grass hut. As south sea island huts, even those belonging to chiefs, are tight for space the chief soon realized that there was insufficient space for his treasure. Not being able to part with the throne the chief tied the massive piece to the rafters with vines. Shortly after this the vines failed - the throne fell to the ground crushing the chief like a bug. The moral. People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones. Edited July 27, 2006 by Merlin Orr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 People who live in glass houses shouldn't get stoned........ The paranoia will kill them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 A throne, destined for a royal palace, was lost when a Spanish galleon went down on a reef in the south seas. A south seas tribal chief found this throne, washed up on the beach of his tropical island. The chief was so impressed with it that he decided to keep it in his grass hut. As south sea island huts, even those belonging to chiefs, are tight for space the chief soon realized that there was insufficient space for his treasure. Not being able to part with the throne the chief tied the massive piece to the rafters with vines. Shortly after this the vines failed - the throne fell to the ground crushing the chief like a bug.The moral. People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones. Now that's Punny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Knight Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 I just can't take my eyes away. Its like car wrecks and idiots with guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markm Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 SSDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 SSDD Why hell,Mark. It could be worse. We could start a thread and get highjacked about.. Illegal triggers Single Stack division vs whatever Breechface angles or some other tired and worn out BS... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markm Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Sure am glad I searched first before posting my joke on this guy using an illegal bump de bump on his Single dingle, with the angle of the dangle done by Benny at triangle, ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 27, 2006 Author Share Posted July 27, 2006 (edited) regardless....it is still funny... why don't we restart the appropriateness of the Saiga 10 in shooting Sporting Clays...that one was always good to get the blood stirring... Or someone could bump the Toilet Paper thread back to life.. Edited July 27, 2006 by tightloop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Any of you Texans on the Gulf Coast got any good flood jokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Yes it started ............... but the eternal question is "How to make it STOP!" ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Knight Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Crash!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3quartertime Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 The test of a good joke is that it gets told over and over again! But lets stay away from the flood jokes. Those tend to spin out of control in record time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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