Wheelgunners Credo

[revchuck]

How 'bout something like this:

I'm a wheelgunner and I'm okay

I run all night and reload all day

(He shoots a round gun and he's okay

He does it for the fun 'cause he likes it that way)

I don't wear women's clothing cause it slows me down

You just can't run with high heels and a gown.

I'm a wheelgunner and I'm okay

If you don't watch out I may beat you today.

With a chorus of RCMPs enthusiastically displaying their Colt New Service REVOLVERS, of course.

Oh, intercourse the bottomfeeders!

Edited February 9, 2006 by revchuck

[Waltermitty]

With apologies to the Telephone Man:

I went to the range on a Monday at one

A-singin' do lolly, lolly shicky bum, shicky bum

Started settin’ up a match on a Tuesday at two

A-singin' do lolly, lolly shicky do, shicky do

Wednesday at three I called the Range Master, singin':

"Hey baby, put a Revo in for me"

Thursday at four he came a-knockin' at my door, singin':

"Hey, baby, I'm your Wheelgunner man

You just show me where you want it and I'll put it where I can

I can put it in the bedroom, I can put it in the hall

I can put it in the bathroom, I can hang it on the wall

You can have it with a buzz, you can have it with a spin

And if you really want it you can have it with a grin

Because-a hey baby, I'm your Wheelgunner man"

Can you believe that? And then he says:

"Now when bottom feeders call ya tell 'em how it all began"

Well...can you imagine?

My heart began a-thumpin' and my mind began to fly

And I knew I wasn't dealin' with no ordinary guy

So while he was a-talking I was thinkin' up my plan

Then my fingers did the walkin' on the Wheelgunner man

Singin' hey lolly, lolly

Hey lolly, lolly

Hey lolly, lolly

Get it any way you can

Right? Ha ha ha, so...

I got it in the bedroom, and I got it in the hall

And I got it in the bathroom, and he hung it on the wall

I got it with a buzz, and I got it with a spin

And when he told me he was double-action I got a big grin

A-singin' hey lolly, lolly

Hey lolly, lolly

Hey lolly, lolly

Just-a doin' my thing

Ha, ha...I've never done anything like this before!

[tightloop]

Man, neither of you are going to make it in Motown or Nashville...

And to answer the question.....if you aren't Jeffy Miculek, and you are a wheel gunner, you ain't anyone....

[dajarrel]

And to answer the question.....if you aren't Jeffy Miculek, and you are a wheel gunner, you ain't anyone....

Jeffy Miculek...... Did he have a name change or is this another wheelgunner extraordinaire.

dj

[Carmoney]

And to answer the question.....if you aren't Jeffy Miculek, and you are a wheel gunner, you ain't anyone....

Jeffy Miculek...... Did he have a name change or is this another wheelgunner extraordinaire.

dj

dj, tightloop made a little mistake with the name.......obviously, he meant Jeffy LaFave.

[benos]

How 'bout something like this:

I'm a wheelgunner and I'm okay

I run all night and reload all day

(He shoots a round gun and he's okay

He does it for the fun 'cause he likes it that way)

I don't wear women's clothing cause it slows me down

You just can't run with high heels and a gown.

I'm a wheelgunner and I'm okay

If you don't watch out I may beat you today.

Nice one Monty.

(I don't know who actually wrote the Lumberjack sketch.)

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