Merlin Orr Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 A little Flab One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose. While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his "wackie." With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerT Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 Saw that coming a mile away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 Still funny though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 Who said women don't have any power.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 ...or sense of humor!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 ...or sense of humor!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Was she joking tho? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8shooter Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 Lucky she got in early ... I'm sure the next response could have been. And if you'd firm up THAT area I would have to tie myself off, to stop me falling in. sorry the crudeness inside got the better of me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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