Merlin Orr Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 How Men Think A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glock24man Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 Dude this is too good HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 WOW!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hangin' Chad Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 ROTFLMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 dumb bast**d. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8shooter Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 Reminds me of the blonde that got a vibrator for her birthday..... and broke all her teeth. An oldy but still makes me chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasag93 Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 I knew the punch line before I got to it but I was still laughing my ass off. Good one Merlin. Will look for your front sight during the match today. TXAG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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