dajarrel Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Probably not too far off.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Ditto! Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 ...Especially the IRS part... Crap, we're already there, some of us... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pelallito Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Subject: The Year is 2029 > > > THE YEAR IS NOW 2029 > > > > > >Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California. > > >White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. > > >Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. > > >Baby conceived naturally .scientists are stumped. > > >Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. > > >Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). > > >Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. > > >France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica. > > >Castro finally dies at age 112. Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking > > >George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. > > >Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. > > >An 85-year, $75.8 billion study says diet and exercise are the keys to weight loss. > > >Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.> > > >Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. > > >Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. > > >Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. > > >Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches. > > >New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters, and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. > > >Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. > > >IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. > > >Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine. > > > > ____________________________________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=18793 You have been ASSimilated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pelallito Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=18793You have been ASSimilated. What can I say. Fred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonK Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 I may be a bad person but this one made me laugh out loud! Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmitz Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 And this one in 2029, 13 april: My Webpage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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