World Series Game 6

[reneet]

Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee's World Series Game 6; sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and says something to Bill. First Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head violently. The agent then said, "Mr. President, it was an unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."

What really gets Bill going is when the agent tells him the fans would love it!

So Bill just shrugs his shoulders and says, "If that is what the people want."

Then Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, and drops her right over the wall into the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, and the crowd goes wild. They're cheering, applauding, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says, "You were right, I would have never believed that!"

Then noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong. The agent replies, "Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the FIRST PITCH!"

[Rob Boudrie]

Bill Clinton was getting of the helicopter when the marine looked at his subservient quadriped and said "nice dog sir", to which Clinton replied "thanks, I got her for Hillary." The Marine responded with "excellent trade sir."

[blackdragon]

Ivan

[GENE S]

A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years.

He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young

couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying

the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then

gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy

is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of

time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your

neck.

If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you,

just give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This

guy is probably damned dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us.

Be strong, honey. I love you".

To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was

whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute,

and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom I told him where

to find it.

Be strong, honey. I love you, too."

[tallgrass]

Bill and Hillary attend a World Series Game. Sitting in the first row, the Secret Service people are sitting directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill.

At first, Clinton stares at the guy. Then, he looks at Hillary. Then, he looks back at the agent. Finally, he shakes his head "no."

The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the

entire team -- from the team owner to the bat boy."

Bill thinks about it. He almost agrees, then changes his mind. So, the agent tells him, "The fans would love it!" Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If that is what the people want. C'mere Hilly baby..."

With that, Bill gets up. He grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of

her pants. He lifts her up, and tosses her over the wall, onto the field.

She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you "!^$#@&!&!"

The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd.

He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that!

I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"

Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.

The agent replies, "Sir, I said, that they wanted you to throw out the first PITCH!"

[Merlin Orr]

Oh My...

[Larry White]

Too bad the fences are so short down the base lines.-----Larry

[zhunter]

AWESOME!!!!!

[tightloop]