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tallgrass

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  1. They work great on your neighbors barking dogs.
  2. There is still one worse than all of these. Mike Fagg!!!!!! Used to work in a bonk around here. Also used to have a customer named Ray Diekoff.
  3. tallgrass

    Older women

    I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit, and we had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that?' I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'Tonight's your lucky night.' We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mom, you awake?"
  4. I think I will use it to pay my 2007 income tax bill, since it will b edue about the time I get my check.
  5. Better to get the snow scraped early instead of waiting for it to melt.
  6. And if the phone rings you can pause the DVR and not miss anything.
  7. Last weekend I had been out really late on Friday and was looking forward to sleeping in on Saturday. Guess what? They are working on a housing development next door and they were out with earthmoving equipment at 7 AM on Saturday. I always disliked that loud beep heavy equipment makes when backing up. Now I hate it. No way to sleep through it when it is less than 100 yards away.
  8. Yep that global warming stuff really sucks.
  9. I just don't get in a hurry since I always have to send a check. I don't think I have had a refund in 8-10 years.
  10. Maybe what everyone hates is the 5 SB rings the Cowboys have. No one hase more or has appeared in more Super Bowls than the boys.
  11. Wanting to shoot at the higher classification is much better than being one of the sandbaggers that always "blow" their classifiers.
  12. Try these Caldwell electronic earmuffs, they are on sale for $24.99 and several people in our club use them. http://www.midwayusa.com/eproductpage.exe/...leitemid=142725
  13. I second the recommendation of Manny's course. He does a great job.
  14. I use WST, can't remember the exact amount, but it seems to be clean and not a lot of recoil.
  15. I did a search, and did not find directions or explanations on how to do this. I have some SPS mags that do not drop when pushing the mag release button. Just looking for some suggestions on what to do and how to tune them so they will drop on their own. Thanks
  16. 21shooter is on target. The exact same thing I just went though and it started several years ago with the same symptoms you are having. Just when you try certain things. It will get worse if you don't get it taken care of. Much easier and less painfull if you see your doctor now.
  17. One of the problems you are going to run into is the environmental factor. As a shooter I think there is a lot of good advice in this thread. But as a banker the potential lead contamination would affect my decision. The adviace to buy the land and then try to financie the improvements using the land as collateral is probably the best suggestion. Raising the dues is a must so you can show you can meet the payment schedule for the loan. There are banks that will make the loan w/o a personal guarantee, but you will have to look for them. I would start with my membership list and see if any of your members have business relationships with a bank and get them to introduce the club to their loan officer. The easiest way would be to get the seller to carry as suggested or to find an individual to carry the note. There are always people looking for a reasonable return on their $. With rates going up, the potential lead contamination, and the uncertainty of your cash flow will keep the interest rate in the higher range. I think the 8-8.5% is resonable given the circumstances. Good Luck.
  18. The insurance portion of this thread is interesting. What do most people do as a supplement to their homeowners insurance? Can anyone recommend an insurance company that has firearm insurance at a reasonable cost?
  19. Appreciate the input. I am planning on keeping my 550 for reloading pistol ammo, but would like the 5th station for the powder check station when reloading for my rifles.
  20. I have a Dillon 550 and like it a lot. A friend of mine just recnetly purchased a Hornady LNL and the little bit I have used it is beginning to make me think I like it better than the Dillon. He says customer service the one time he needed it was great. Just want to know if there is anyone who has used both heavily and what your opinion is. Thanks
  21. tallgrass

    Smarter?

    Why does a man feel smarter while he's having sex? Because he is plugged into a know it all !!
  22. 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the toothache. 8. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 9. AND..... Sometimes we just need to remember what The Rules of Life really are: You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape. 10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance! 11. And finally... Be really good to your family and friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.
  23. As a single guy I can relate to that.
  24. tallgrass

    Sex Sandals

    A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the market place looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!" So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sexfreak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon." Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes... something his wife hadn't seen in many years!! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. The Jamaican then began screaming, "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET MON!!! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!
  25. 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.
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