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Men Before and After Marriage


diehli

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Siggy,

I really don't think it's about before and after marriage. I think it is the difference between fantasy and reality. The top one is what he says at the bar. The bottom one is reality. I've seen it a lot. They talk soooo much smack at the range when the wife is at home. Heh! The minute the wife makes a twitch with her eyebrow, they go looking for a corner or sit at her heel.

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Fantasy-"I am the king of the house! She does what I want and submits."

Reality-"Yes, dear."

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To quote our Patron Saint Merlin....

" I just had another fight with the little woman."

"Oh yeah?" said Fred "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees."

"Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?"

She said, "Come out from under that bed, you little chickenshit."

And I said, "Yes Dear" :unsure:

dj

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