Doggorloader Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Seen new posts in the car forums: Bentley Forums: In "Little things I've noticed" " - - - Used the ash tray today. How do I replace it? Camaro/Firebird Forums In "What I Hate" - - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back. Mustang (Chevelle) forums In "What I Like" - - - Punk kid in a Civic tried to race me. Monte Carlo forums In "Frequently Asked ?"- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo. Civic forums In "What I Hate" - - - Punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me. VW Bug forum In "Gallery" - - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics) Yugo Forum In "Hello, I was There" - - - When's the last time yours ran? Lamborghini forum In "Carsmithing" - - - Wind noise around 210MPH Miata forums In "Gallery" - - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics) Chevy Tahoe forum In "Humor" - - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics) Pontiac Fiero forum In "Gear and Accessories" - - - What's the best flame retardent suit? BMW 7-series forum In "? that Don't Fit Anywhere" - - - Where to get service on Rolex watches? Cadillac forum In "Little things I've Noticed" - - - Problems parallel parking at bingo. Chevy Suburban Forum In 'Refueling"- - - Where is the cheapest place to buy high test gas? Buick Forum In "Open Healthcare Technical ?" - - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me? Delorean forum In "Driving Screwups"" - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985. Crown Victoria forum In "Beginner Driving" - - - How come people never pass me on the highway? Honda Accord forum In "Classified" - - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims. Toyota Echo forum In "Beginners Car and Refueling ?" - - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's? Ferrari forums In "Favorite Activities"- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast. Porsche forums In "Stock Type Car ?" - - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself? Saturn forums In "Classified" WTB- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace. Jaguar forum In "Classified"- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on? Mercedes forum Moved from Tips for Improvement" - - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board? Mini forum In "Gallery" - - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics) Dodge Viper forum In "Misc Beginner" - - - Stepped on it hard on the way home from work yesterday. How do I get dark brown stains out of the leather? McLaren F1 forum In "Accomplishments" - - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me. Won by a car length. Dodge Minivan forum In "PTA Discussions" - - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be? Hummer forum Moved from "Skills"- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $45 in gas. Fiat forum In "Forum Problems" - - -Hello? Am I the only member? Subaru WRX forum In "What I Hate"- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot. Chevy pickup forum Moved from "Mental Conditioning"- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck? SRT Forums In "Beginner Driving ?" "Will this void my warranty" RX7 Forums In "Classified"- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me. DSM Forums In "Classified"- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me Supra Forums In "Tips for Improvement"- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa. Vette Forums In "What I Hate" - - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel? Ford 2.3 forums In "Carsmithing" - - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Buff Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Half of them qualify for "...here's your sign..." Cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 ROTFLMAO ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Those are AWESOME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 In the What I Like forum: that my 38 yr old Vette with the big displacement Rat engine blew by that bottle fed Accord, in a tire smoking, exhaust belching, ground pounding run, instead of that hi pitched whine of a tiny displacement turbo fed Rice Burner....BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 LMAO,FOTC,NBMOH,SLMAOA!! (Laughed My Ass Off, Fell Off The Chair, Nearly Broke My Other Hip, Still Laughing My Ass Off Anyway) Love the part about the Hummer, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 What's a DSM? Dodge something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 DSM= Diamond Star Motors, as in Mitsubishi, as in Eagle, as in Dodge (some model of Dodge was the Mitsu 3000(GT?)). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Super! I nominate for "Best of" Vlad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 Doggor-baby gets the Humor trophy for October! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shred Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 DSM= Diamond Star Motors, as in Mitsubishi, as in Eagle, as in Dodge (some model of Dodge was the Mitsu 3000(GT?)). I had one. Think Eagle Talon / Mitsubishi Eclipse. Notoriously weak trannies that got crunchy within 30-40K. That 7/70 powertrain warranty actually became useful for once. I got a laugh out of it, although the AWD Talon made for a great go-to-matches vehicle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Posted October 7, 2004 Share Posted October 7, 2004 I believe that the Dodge Stealth was the renamed Mitsu. 3000 GT. Ray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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