Dead Buff Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Brighten up your day and the day of people who receive these and understand a joke! * I am currently out at an interview for a decent job and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood. * Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management * Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queueing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks. * I've run away to join a different circus. AND, FINALLY, ABSOLUTELY THE BEST: * I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Davina' instead of 'Dave'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmon Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 that has happened before! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 *I am currently out of office "falling down", if you're in town please don't look for me, and don't expect an answer to your email soon... *I'm currently out of office with Mathilda and house plant to do some cleaning. If you're contacting me for a new cleaning assignment please wait for the actual to be fulfilled, otherwise either you're a business of mines (and I'll get in touch with you real soon) or we have nothing to do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Michael Douglas—Falling Down Jean Reno and Natalie Portman (as Mathilda)—The Professional Oh... this isn't a movie thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Phone message I actually had for a while: ring...... .......ring ............ring ......Caller ready, standby; BEEEEP. Everyone knew what to do when, and the shooters LOVED it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Hilarious all! Thanks for the early morning laugh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bountyhunter Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Here are my all time favorites: I am out of the office because of foot problems (I can't STAND the idea of spending another minute in this place). I am out of the office because of ear problems (I have HEARD enough of you people's s--t for one day). I am out of the problems because of eye problems (if I have to LOOK at you ugly bastards one more minute, I will kill somebody). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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