kevin c Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 (edited) An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, and two Africans, ...walk into a very fine restaurant. "I'm sorry," says the maItre d', after scrutinizing the group... "You can't dine here without a Thai." Edited August 7, 2012 by kevin c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Norman Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Arrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 The waiter shoul be happy. They brought their own Czech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toolguy Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 When the cute waitress says "What would you like?" Just say Lobster Tail and Beer. My THREE favorite things! "And for dessert?" A waitress to go - easy on the dressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 And the giraffe says " the hi balls are on me"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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