ChuckS Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 I changed my i Pod name to Titanic . It's syncing now . When chemists die, they barium . Jokes about German sausage are the wurst . A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran . I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid . He says he can stop any time . How does Moses make his tea ? Hebrews it . I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me . This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore . I'm reading a book about anti-gravity . I can't put it down . I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words . They told me I had type A blood , but it was a Type- O. A dyslexic man walks into a bra . PMS jokes aren't funny, period . Why were the Indians here first ? They had reservations . Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory . I hope there's no pop quiz . Energizer battery arrested . Charged with battery . I didn't like my beard at first . Then it grew on me . How do you make holy water ? Boil the hell out of it ! Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils ? When you get a bladder infection , urine trouble . What does a clock do when it's hungry ? It goes back four seconds . I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger . Then it hit me ! Broken pencils are pointless . I tried to catch some fog . I mist. What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary ? A thesaurus . England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool . I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest . I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx . All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen . Police have nothing to go on . I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough . Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes . Velcro - what a rip off ! Cartoonist found dead in home . Details are sketchy . Venison for dinner ? Oh deer ! Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 A good pun is in the OY! of the beholder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdm74 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Shouldn't the dyslexic man walk into a rab? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckS Posted June 14, 2012 Author Share Posted June 14, 2012 Shouldn't the dyslexic man walk into a rab? He has a mild case... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Well said. You must be a cunning linguist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdm74 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Shouldn't the dyslexic man walk into a rab? He has a mild case... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerryO Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 1339689648[/url]' post='1724772']1339689212[/url]' post='1724768']Shouldn't the dyslexic man walk into a rab? He has a mild case... But that's not as bad as the dyslexic atheist. He'd lay awake at night wondering if there really was a Dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Lysdexia is getting your wucking murds fuddled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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