Shooter Grrl Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said "No". Daisy told Donald that they could not have sex if he didn't have a condom. "Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. "Yes, we do," the clerk said, and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald. The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put that on your bill? "NO!" Donald yelled. "What kind of a pervert do you think I am?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 LOL, good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vince Pinto Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 And then there was the time when Donald Duck appeared in Family Court, seeking a divorce from Daisy Duck. When the Judge reviewed the case file, he said: "I'm sorry, Mr. Duck, but in California you cannot file for divorce on the basis that your wife is stupid". To which Donald replied: "Your Honour, I didn't say she was stupid. I said she was f**king Goofy". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Skywalker Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 Perhaps the funniest definition of safe s*x has been given in 007 movie "Golden eye", where a stunned Brosnan, after hearing strange rumours in his bedroom, finds Famke Janssen undressed in his bed: Xenia: "You don't need the gun". James Bond: "Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter Grrl Posted June 4, 2004 Author Share Posted June 4, 2004 I LOVE THAT ONE Unca Vinny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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