toowide Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 The Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store! To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third through sixth floors have never been visited! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Still true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I confess, I stopped at #2 with Merlin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wide45 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 You can lead a horse to water... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toowide Posted September 12, 2006 Author Share Posted September 12, 2006 You can lead a horse to water... this one had the addition of the store for men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Assimilation is imminent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSeevers Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 2nd floor please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GmanCdp Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 You can lead a horse to water... you just can't fool wide45............i've tryed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toowide Posted September 12, 2006 Author Share Posted September 12, 2006 So i didn't search first... Shoot me... OOPS wrong forum to say that. lol. Still funny though right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XD Niner Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 (edited) A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. "That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. (scroll and keep reading!) PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited. Edited December 30, 2010 by XD Niner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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