gm iprod Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 The Buffalo Theory, as told by Cliff to Norm at the Bar "Well, Norm, it's like this........................A herd of Buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and the weakest at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing off of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster more efficient machine. And that Norm is why you feel smarter after a few beers." So now we all know. Question. What does DNA stand for? National Association od Lysdexia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 I'll bite. DNA is the shortened form of deoxyribonuleic acid. Now, what have I stepped off into???? Dennis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 (gm iprod)"In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster more efficient machine." JUADSR-O! (Jumping Up And Down Shouting, Right-On!!) DNA = Definitely Not Autistic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Run n Gun Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 DNA= Definitely Not Arguing… with your hypothesis. In fact, I’ll drink too that! Ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted September 25, 2003 Author Share Posted September 25, 2003 The answer is in the post. Read carefully. I will leave it for a couple of days and see what other gems come olong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArturoJ Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 National Association od Lysdexia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 I've got a headache, and I can't find it. Need to drink another beer to smarten up so I can look for it some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted September 28, 2003 Author Share Posted September 28, 2003 ArturoJ got it. Everyone have a beer. It saves water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArturoJ Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 Hmmm, the six pack I consumed before I read the post must have helped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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