ChuckS Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired. "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tap & Rack G33 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired. You talking about my MAMA? HA - HA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandbagger Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 some friend he is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 There are of course other considerations as well. If your dead friend (Henry in this case) was somewhat rotund then it would be bad form to gut him out and carry him back on your own. You get the deer back to camp first where you can get help before you gut him out and carry him back. If the deer had a particularly good set of antlers then again deer first, or at the very least it's head. A good funeral home will be able to hide the fact that Henry has been gutted out, but they will have a hell of a time hiding the fact that his head had been removed. Unless it happened in the seventies and he wore Polo neck shirts. Venison can of course go rotten, so getting it back and processed quickly will prevent food poisoning. No amount of processing is going to make Henry taste good. He had bad taste when he was alive and it will not improve in the afterlife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliffwalsh Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I know that guy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 (edited) Venison can of course go rotten, so getting it back and processed quickly will prevent food poisoning. No amount of processing is going to make Henry taste good. He had bad taste when he was alive and it will not improve in the afterlife. That's got to be the funniest $hit I've ever heard. Edited March 27, 2008 by CHRIS KEEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Chris, I have to admit I stole that and again I admit I have probably waited a LOOOOOONG time to use that line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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