Shooter Grrl Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and collapsed. On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without! Request bread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 LMAO Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjbine Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Loving it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Oh thank god ............ I thought we were starting another discussion about someones favorite food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin c Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I like your version better. http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?...mp;hl=meatballs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Norman Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 The way I heard it was the girl was German. The postcard read: Sauerkraut, Sauerkraut, Sauerkraut, two with wieners, one without. Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gameplayer Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter Grrl Posted July 13, 2007 Author Share Posted July 13, 2007 I like your version better. http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?...mp;hl=meatballs Me too - that's why I posted it anyways after I found yours (Yes Virgina, there is a search!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micah Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 LMAO! Nice joke Kath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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