zhunter Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs. "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said. "Just look at you... You have no legs!" The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!" "You don't have any arms either!" she snorted. Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??" The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the door bell, didn't I?" The wedding is scheduled for Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middle Man Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs. "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said. "Just look at you... You have no legs!" The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!" "You don't have any arms either!" she snorted. Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??" The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the door bell, didn't I?" The wedding is scheduled for Saturday. Was his name Bob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn jones Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 no it was matt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GmanCdp Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 (edited) wrong.... wrong.......he had that Zen thing going on..his name was onehunglo then he told her.....even though i am this way...all the things i've learned,i got them from the headers listed under : shooting discussions Training Techniques Tips for Improvement Skills Mental Conditioning Zen Little things I've Noticed Match Screw-ups so now you know i'm the right man for you Edited August 31, 2006 by GmanCdp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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