R Kelly Posted February 22, 2002 Share Posted February 22, 2002 Marital Bliss A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?". The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. "Yes I do" she replies. The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?" "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'llsend you to jail for 20 years?" "I remember that too" she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have gotten out today." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ima45dv8 Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?". The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, sensitive. "Yes I do" she replies. The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?" "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?" "I remember that too" she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said...... "I would have gotten out today." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
short_round Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 I met a fellow the other day who said on his 25th anniversary he asked his wife for a Rolex and a divorce. I don't think he got either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Jeez, talk about a surprise ending!!! (some twisted weirdo had a lot of time on his hands to think THAT one up........) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
short_round Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 some twisted weirdo had a lot of time on his hands to think THAT one up........) ... or some poor slob who's been married for 20 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ima45dv8 Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 (some twisted weirdo had a lot of time on his hands to think THAT one up........) Sorry you didn't like it, SL. No offence intended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 What we need is below the "Posts:" count under your name, is a "Re-posted jokes:" count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 No, no... I DID like it!!! That was the whole point! It was twisted--therefore CLEVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ima45dv8 Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 What we need is below the "Posts:" count under your name, is a "Re-posted jokes:" count. Damn! I did search on it. I guess I'm signing up for that Searching 101 class next semester... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ima45dv8 Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 No, no... I DID like it!!! That was the whole point! It was twisted--therefore CLEVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 I like your Alan Ladd tag line.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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