rhgunguy Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Just saw this in my local paper and burst into laughter: Bahls-DeKock wedding. Let it sink in... Think of the poor minister. "We are gathered her today to celebrate the joining of Bahls and DeKock". Or the bride. "I love DeKock". If the groom were to perform oraly, could he be said to "lick Bahls"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Lombardo Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Just saw this in my local paper and burst into laughter: Bahls-DeKock wedding. Let it sink in...Think of the poor minister. "We are gathered her today to celebrate the joining of Bahls and DeKock". Or the bride. "I love DeKock". If the groom were to perform oraly, could he be said to "lick Bahls"? If you clip it and send it to MAXIM magazine they will pay you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick H Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Just saw this in my local paper and burst into laughter: Bahls-DeKock wedding. Let it sink in...Think of the poor minister. "We are gathered her today to celebrate the joining of Bahls and DeKock". Or the bride. "I love DeKock". If the groom were to perform oraly, could he be said to "lick Bahls"? ... and just wait for the painful and messy divorce; with Bahls separated from DeKock!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimel Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 DeKock...isn't that what Lorena Bobbit did? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerT Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 Really fun, why not send it to Letterman and Leno? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahtsay Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Hey i have a Dekock-er in my walther P88....maybe he invented it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobert1 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Saw one in yesterday's paper and the brides name was Horney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 When she gets married she won't be a Horney any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 It's the wedding cake!!!!! Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Why does the bride smile at the wedding? Cause she knows that this is the last day she give a free BJ!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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