cz75ipsc Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Why do women wear makeup and use perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad. Sorry if this has been posted before, just thought it was too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lndshrk Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Doesn't sound like any of the women in my life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 I don't know too many of those kind either. Hmm... weird joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cz75ipsc Posted April 10, 2006 Author Share Posted April 10, 2006 Taking the risk of over-analyzing this funny joke... Doesn't sound like any of the women in my life! That's the point. You'd THINK women were ugly and stinky, since they wear makeup. Men (usually) don't, and not too many people complain that men are ugly and should wear makeup, whereas if a woman doesn't wear makeup, it is often considered strange and people (men and women alike) perceive her as being less attractive (uglier). Despite all the achievements mankind has made to equal the rights of men and women, women still seem to have to wear makeup in order to be considered "normal", and not perceived as odd. The joke is on the masculine-dominant society and its effects on people, women and men. It's more of a joke on men than women, really. Besides, every man who has been in a serious relationship with a woman knows that you fall in love with the girl lying on the couch in sweat pants and a baggy t-shirt who is wearing no makeup, not the tube-top-wearing war-painted girl she was when you met her in the bar a few months ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bountyhunter Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 (edited) Why do women wear makeup and use perfume? Because getting us drunk takes longer and costs more. Taking the risk of over-analyzing this funny joke...Besides, every man who has been in a serious relationship with a woman knows that you fall in love with the girl lying on the couch in sweat pants and a baggy t-shirt who is wearing no makeup, not the tube-top-wearing war-painted girl she was when you met her in the bar a few months ago. No, we defintely fall in love with the hottie in the tube top we first saw through our drunken haze in that bar.... We learn to live with the girl whose cellulite is falling out of her sweatpants. Nobody said life was fair. Edited April 12, 2006 by bountyhunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bountyhunter Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Why do women wear makeup and use perfume?Because they are ugly and they smell bad. Seriously, it's because women dress to impress other women, not men. They know we are neanderthals who don't notice anything..... but women have very high standards for appearance that they require of each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Ding Ding Ding Mister Bountyhunter is the winner.... I've never been criticized by any men for what I wear to a match but I have had a lady or two comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Hell, some MEN I've known should be wearing makeup and perfume...!!! Damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Ding Ding Ding Mister Bountyhunter is the winner....I've never been criticized by any men for what I wear to a match but I have had a lady or two comment. WEll ...Im not a lady but I liked what you wore to the match Jamie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Hell, some MEN I've known should be wearing makeup and perfume...!!! Damn. Uh....having seen it, five o'clock shadow showing through the foundation ain't pretty in the afternoon heat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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