Kenpo Joe Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 An atheist was walking through the woods, admiring all that the "accidents" that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. Turning to look, he saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw the grizzly was closing. Somehow, he ran even faster, so scared that tears came to his eyes. He looked again and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run faster. He tripped and fell to the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but the bear was right over him, reaching for him with its left paw and raising its right paw strike him. At that instant the atheist cried, "Oh my God!...." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You have denied my existence for all these years, taught others that I don't exist and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?" The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical to ask to be a Christian after all these years, but perhaps you could make the bear a Christian?" "Very well" said the voice. The light went out. The river ran. The sounds of the forest resumed....and then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together and bowed its head and spoke: "Lord, please bless this food which I am about to receive ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Good one.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Now, THAT is FUNNY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 So? If God blesses the food the bear is going to eat... in a way the Atheist is blessed by God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 So? If God blesses the food the bear is going to eat... in a way the Atheist is blessed by God. Bears gotta eat. Same as the worms.... It just occured to me this is so funny because the Atheist is obviously an anti-gun liberal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry White Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 So? If God blesses the food the bear is going to eat... in a way the Atheist is blessed by God. Bears gotta eat. Same as the worms.... It just occured to me this is so funny because the Atheist is obviously an anti-gun liberal. Anti bear dead too, didnt they just have a tv show about that guy?------Larry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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