Hey QuicksDraw! Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" (you're gonna love this) The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........) Come on now, you grinned, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 I did grin - but it was just a tiny one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidball Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Come on now, you grinned, It was more of a grimace . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Oh Man..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry White Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 No grin, just a groooan.------Larry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Yep, that was a groaner. dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokshwn Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Stewart, I want to talk to your wife and make sure she takes back whatever she's bought you for Christmas. Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I got a big grinn out of it, besides Mick Jagger, thats grate. You know the frog's mothers name? It was "Lill" and when Mick and her 'did it' they went to Lill's home. Or Lill's pad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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