ima45dv8 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 I walked into a jewelry store last Friday evening with a beautiful young woman at my side. I told the jeweler I was looking for a special diamond ring for her. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to me. I said: "I don't think you understand, I want something very special." At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over and said: "Here's one at only $40,000." The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. I said, "We'll take it." The jeweler asked how payment would be made and I said: "By check. I know you'll need to make sure my check is good, so here it is. Call the bank on Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon." Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned me and yelled: "There's no money in that account." I replied: "I know -- but can you imagine the weekend I had?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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