A Question From Post-op

[zhunter]

A white male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four hour operation.

a cute young nurse appears to sponge his hands and face. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse blushes and replies, "I don't know; I'm only hear to wash your hands and face."

He struggles again and to ask, "Nurse are my testicles black?"

Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his privates and jiggles them a bit, takes a good look and says, "Theres nothing wrong with them!"

The man pull off the mask and says very slowly, "That was very nice but listen very, very closley.........are my test results back???"

[GrumpyOne]

OMG!

[wgj3]

Awesome! I work in a hospital. I will probably have to pass that one along tomorrow.