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My boss, who is usually very serious, got up from his desk one day and said "I've got a meeting with the Bobs." :lol:

I really love the scene where he cleans fish at his desk. It makes me want to take up fishing!

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Samir: I've never done anything wrong in my whole life.

Peter Gibbons: [discussing the possibility of going to prison] The most they would do is put us for a few months into a white-collar, minimum-security resort! You know, they have conjugal visits there?

Samir: They do?

Michael Bolton: Shit. I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.

Samir: In... in these conjugal visits, you can have sex with women?

Peter Gibbons: Yep, you sure can.

Samir: OK, I'll do it.

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