Merlin Orr Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 I checked into a hotel on a business trip and I was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths. I got one called Erogeonique, lovely girl, bending over in the photo, beautiful. So I pick up the card and I call the number. "Hello?" the woman says. "Hi, I hear you do massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me a massage. No, wait, I want sex. I want it hard, fast and now! I'm talking kinky, the whole night, you name it we'll do it. Bring implements, bring toys, do the lot, all night, tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in anything. Now how does that sound." She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 ROTFLMAO :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 [picture the SiG Lady nearly exploding with laughter] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Now that is funny!!!!! OOPS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8shooter Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 They never told me they recorded that call .... damn them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted May 16, 2005 Share Posted May 16, 2005 At least they have a sense of humor in Austin.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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