lynn jones Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 GOING HUNTING Saturday morning a deer hunter gets up early, dresses quietly, Gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the gun and goes to the garage to warm up his truck and head down to his favorite hunting area. He backs his truck out of the garage and discovers the rain is really pouring down, It is like a torrential downpour. There is also some snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 MPH. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so minutes later, he puts his truck in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is really terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid ass husband is out hunting in that crap?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasag93 Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNY! TXAG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 My question is.... Had he already unloaded his gun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 OUCH!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 The husband gets up at 3:30 in the morning and puts on his hunting clothes, grabs his lunch, made the night before, gets his gear loaded into the SUV, gets his rifle and heads out to get into the truck....as he sits there, he notices that the thermometer in the truck says 32 degrees and it is raining... He sits there a bit longer and he sees now that it is really raining hard...he thinks it over and exits the truck and goes back into the house...he undresses and snuggles up to his wifes naked backside in the bed and gently says to her...."...man it is cold and really raining out there...." and the wife says back to him..."...yeah, and my stupid ass husband is out hunting deer in this weather....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Gotcha! http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?...unt+and+husband Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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spook Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 I don't know what's funnier, the joke or the replies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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