Happy Easter!

[Lifeislarge]

What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!

What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? He was eggspelled!

Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? He doesn't want anyone to know he's been f*#king the chickens!

What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? A receding hareline.

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? It took ears off his life!

[Hi-Power Jack]

Now I know why I've never heard an Easter "joke" before.

[Youngeyes]

3 men die and go to heaven. St. Peter says that they have to answer one question to get in or get sent down. He asks the first," What is Easter?" The man says, "Easter is a holiday where everyone eats turkey." The first man gets sent down. The next man says," Easter is a holiday where a fat man comes down a chimney and gives gifts." He gets sent down. The last man says, "Easter is a holiday where Jesus was crucified. They took him off the cross and put him in a cave. 3 days later Jesus came out. He saw his shadow and went back in for 6 more weeks." The last man gets sent down..

[whitedog]

If Jesus sees his shadow, we get 6 more weeks of sinning.

Don't send lightning Lord...