Shooter Grrl Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher). Oh, screw it... Happy Christmas, Joyous New Year, Good Health and Good Fortune to You and Those in Your Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmitz Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 Muhahahahahaha, I'll not sue this lawyer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detlef Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 strike 1: http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=17586 (remember? 3 and you're out...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Run n Gun Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 celebration of the summer solstice holiday Uh, it's the Winter solstice holiday. Ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter Grrl Posted December 23, 2004 Author Share Posted December 23, 2004 Only for half the world Ed - I felt like honoring the Southern half this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Buff Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Thanx, someone thinks of us.... Must be from my neighbour - funny that I didn't get a greeting like that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 BTT It's that time of year. Merry Christmas dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Being PC just seems to take something away from the original intent.... AND. Merry Christmas to all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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