ima45dv8 Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out, but had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in a cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she could take off her panties, use them and throw them away. Her friend however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to lose them, was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves, and proceeded to wipe with it. After the girls took care of business, they went home. The next day one of the women's husbands phoned the other husband and said: "Listen, these damn girls nights out are gonna have to stop. Would you believe my wife came home last night with no panties?" "Tell me about it," said the other guy, "mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said: 'From all of us at the Fire Station -- We'll never forget you.'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Buff Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Why don't we name this entire Forum "Brian's Nationally Reknowned Humor Headquarters" or something and be done with it! We should advertise. This is too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry White Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 No Sig Lady, don't rename it. Some of the stuff here is usefull, some of its funny and sometimes its hard to tell the differnce.------Larry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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