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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out, but had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in a cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she could take off her panties, use them and throw them away. Her friend however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to lose them, was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves, and proceeded to wipe with it.

After the girls took care of business, they went home. The next day one of the women's husbands phoned the other husband and said: "Listen, these damn girls nights out are gonna have to stop. Would you believe my wife came home last night with no panties?"

"Tell me about it," said the other guy, "mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said: 'From all of us at the Fire Station -- We'll never forget you.'"

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