ima45dv8 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Earl decides to take a job as a prosecutor in a small town. Trying his first case, he calls his first witness to the stand, grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Ma'am, do you know me?" As if out of the clear blue sky, she responded, "Why, yes I do know you. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a rising big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." Earl was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and stammered, "Ma'am, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes I do. I've known him since he was a youngster, too. I even used to baby-sit him. And he, too, has been a real disappointment to me. He's lazy, contentious, and he has a drinking problem. The man can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. Yeah, you can bet I know him." The defense attorney just sat there in shock and amazement. At this point, the judge brought the courtroom to silence, called both counselors to the bench, and in a very quiet voice said, "If either of you is foolish enough to ask her if she knows me, you'll be jailed for contempt and housed with a large gay man with an amorous appetite for lawers!" (edited by ima45dv8 to protect the innocent) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimberkid Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 ya know, I dont really think that is that terribly funny, but im still laughing and I dont know why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Buff Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 And now for the comments from the people mentioned.... Calling Vince, Jim and Flex.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ima45dv8 Posted December 15, 2004 Author Share Posted December 15, 2004 ya know, I dont really think that is that terribly funny, but im still laughing and I dont know why It was meant as a joke. Nothing more. If any who were mentioned feel offended, please delete and I'll say three Hail John Brownings as pennance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Here come 'da Judge, here come 'da Judge....order in the court cause here come 'da Judge.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 I'll say three Hail John Brownings as pennance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 I can see Flex in his robes...too funny.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 No robes. Just the Glock 78 and the armour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Ironic that you would post a pic of Judge Dread....that is Judge Dread aka Sly Stallone, isn't it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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