lynn jones Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?" He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it." "Where shall I put it to get it warm?" He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there. "But what about the smell?" "Just hold its nose." The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 You are braver than I am, posting that ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Hilarious, I say! Hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Bahahaha!!! That reminds me of a girl I knew in high school.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeeper Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 That was great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 I smelled that one coming a mile away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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