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When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, "Oh....I use hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong....but I will show you how to do it properly."

She took her clothes off and laid down on the ground. "Here," she said, "you must put it here like you have been putting it in the tree."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.

Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "What the hell did you do that for?!!?"

He replied, "Tarzan check for bees."

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