EEH Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 I just had a few dollars extra so I had plans for it,,,dam fortune cookie said your car knows when you have money..Yep you guessed it water pump goes,,chrysler 3.8 engine cost $250. For the pump no one has it in stock,oh well it's fixed now,,, No more fortune cookies for me!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Justice, When the guy writing all the fortune cookies fortunes has the following happen to him. Car breaks down, on the way to the IRS for an Audit, he steps out of the car and gets clipped by a passing truck, he staggers to the sidewalk and is arrested for public intoxication trips and fall against the patrol car, breaks his teeth on the door sill and vomits on the officers shoes. Finally gets bail, gets home and finds his dog dead and his wife shagging the neighbours son. He promptly has a heart attack and is hospitalised (Under the current health care system) where he is told he will "live another 50years, here is the bill (all but $50 covered), good luck!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 I just pass them along. Never liked the things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Had one once that was blank! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nik Habicht Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Had one once that was blank! Fortune cookie manufacturers clearly knew that you once put a grand in Apple stock -- how could they possibly help you any more? :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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