paul788 Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 A redneck with a bucket full of live fish was approached recently by a game warden in Central Mississippi as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish." "Pet fish?" "Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home." "What a line...you're under arrest." The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment Man. I'll show ya! We do this all the time!" "WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!" The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?" "Well, WHUT?" said the redneck. The warden asked, "When are you going to call them back?" "Call who back?" "The FISH," replied the warden! "Whut fish?" asked the redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CZinSC Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 LOL The evidence just swam away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Guy Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 (edited) What evidence????? Edited October 24, 2012 by Big Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 The warden is right. The redneck's story sounds fishy to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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