ima45dv8 Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 An older gentleman, who had accumulated a large fortune, shows up at the country club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off. She hangs on to his arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all envious. They corner him and ask: "How'd you get the trophy girlfriend?" He replies: "Girlfriend hell -- she's my wife." They're knocked over, but then ask: "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?" "I lied about my age." His friends are fascinated and ask: "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were only 60?" The old gentleman smiled and said: "No -- I told her I was over 90." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 I'll need to remember that........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 I'll need to remember that........ Did you? Remember it 7 years later? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 I'll just have to watch out for older guys who pretend to be MUCH OLDER guys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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