Graham Smith Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 DID YOU KNOW THAT..... A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts. (and Gotta love that pig)...... LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 No wonder Miss Piggy was so popular. This is probably where the expression "getting porked" came from. Come to think of it, that runt Arnold on Green Acres was a little too popular as well. Also, thank you for ruining my memories of Flipper with the dolphin sex thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Phil Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 No wonder my wife keeps telling me "don't be a pig!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flattop Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 A bull frog mates only once a year but it mates for 7 days non-stop. (That's why their eyes bug out.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 SOOOOOEEEY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Smith Posted October 12, 2011 Author Share Posted October 12, 2011 Makin' Bacon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Oinkin from the boinkin ,squealin from the feelin, and achin from the bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biloxi23 Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Moderators, pleeeeeze! Where are all teh moderators when you need them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modoc Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Moderators, pleeeeeze! Where are all teh moderators when you need them. ROTFLAMO That's where they are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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