ChrisStock
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I am just wondering ....will Howard get a new tag line out of this
Giggle
Jim
OK... I'm at work, I watched, I LMAO, Howard definitely needs a new tag line, because every time the wind blows...
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A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, 'Skippy!'.
The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.
The father again looked at the dog and yelled, 'Skippy!'
Once again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes!' A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it.
She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, 'Skippy, get away from her, before she sh*ts on you!'
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Snow Dog !
in Humor
That dog looks like he is finding a way to burn off the excess energy without destroying the house though, so kudos to it and it's owner.
I bet that after draging it around in all that snow his unit is more than 3 inches from his belly button.-----------LarryI'll counter that observation and say it's so cold that his unit has shrunk and is actually vacationing internally in the vicinity of his pancreas. I am telling you this from experience... a most unpleasant one.
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Intellegentleman Jim
I'm in for that one as well... he certainly is.
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Dude, keep shooting the Glock...all those mag changes will pay off in spades eventually. I''ll even buy the Dawson off of you for say $200, and throw in a few bulk packs of the Wally World bulk ammo of your choosing.
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For the "fun gun", the wife and I each have a Beretta Neos {both 5" barrels} with an el cheapo target sports $20 holo mounted up. It will run any bulk pack ammo and not hesitate at all. I have yet to make it choke.
It was a PITA taking it down the first few times due to the barrel nut being so tight, but after a few cleanings, it's child's play. It has kinda grown on me in the last 2 years. I bought a dozen factory 10rd. magazines from CDNN for $10 apiece, and it will not die...runs like it's ass is on fire and it's hair is catching. Beautiful.
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5/04/08 99-50 TAMPA BAY SUNCOAST PISTOL CLUB Y 2.8111 5/12/08
Had a half dozen FTEs on this one with my most expensive highly touted POS pistol, and after a minute or so I got off a 2nd shot. Finally said "oh *&^% it". I almost slung it downrange in a complete rage....naughty little wench. I went home after that stage, the first one of the day, no less. That was the last time I suffered humiliation at the hands of that little beastie. I replaced the extractor and ejector spring again, function tested it ok, then sold it. Went back to a pistol that I knew worked for me every time. Come to think of it, that was the last match I shot as well.
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How's this for the shottie? I imagine it would definitely do a number on zombie hordes as well.
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I used mine the last time we ran a tad low on Charmin, as I'm not into using the water bowl and left hand thing.
Sorry...none here ...we quit.
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Tori Amos' "Under The Pink".... "Yes, Anastasia" playing now
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They may be in the same low orbit as a few AR15 detent pins
Jim
Ain't that the truth?
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That's how DirtyPool40 taught me and it gives a uniform grip every time.
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As long as granny can reload the thing, game on.
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I *KNEW* what was going to occur but did it anyway for a chuckle. Thanks for the
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I *KNEW* what was going to occur but did it anyway for a chuckle. Thanks for the
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.469 at base, .470 at base of bulge, .469 1/2 at case mouth with my cast lead. I have created 8 shot cloverleafs off of the bench at 20 yards with that load and my SA 1911. If it's not broke, I'm not fixing it.
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I have tons of acquaintances, but only had exactly one person that I would call friend, and now he's moved on... he'll haunt hundreds of miles of the trails all over the Southeast for me. Now it's just me and the new dog left to roam...
http://christopherstock.wordpress.com/2008/12/06/man-down/.
3 deaths and funerals in 3 weeks...getting older does rightly suck sometimes.
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My New Job
in Humor
Times are tough, so I did what I had to do... I got a 2nd job.
So, after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive,
mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling
obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been
instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they
ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell
would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe
you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at
Wal-Mart.'
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I'd never be able to get all of the tools back in the damned thing.
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I hope I didn't muck this up too bad... so many things that I would expect to hear were BE and I to discuss anything besides my next Dillon component purchase.
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As a shooter, your most important job is to see what you need to see.
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A goal of practice should not be to test what skills you already have, but rather to explore and feel out new methods.
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Whatever you are trying, you will fail at. Your best chance at success is to let your subconscience and skills dictate your actions
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What are you shooting ".233" through ????
My AR17
attaboy
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I find that acquiring things that go BOOM is a far safer midlife crisis to have than say...nubile 18 year old co-eds and convertibles. I say this seriously, and have told my .40 carrying spouse as well. A fun roll in the hay with aforementioned co-ed/nymph is not worth a (well deserved) sucking chest wound. Congrats on the blaster
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Case Lube - Is it a must?
in Miscellaneous BEginners
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True... you CAN muscle your way through it, but why would anyone? For a few pennies worth of your chosen case lube, everything moves much smoother. Less fatigue on you, your brass, and your press. It's a win/win/win in my book.