The Clinton Years

[Bucky]

After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have come up with a phrase to describe the Clinton Era. It will be called:

SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES.

The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has proven that you can get sex from Aides.

Jennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was anything like Monica Lewinski's. She replied, "Close, but no cigar."

The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica's dress: "Presidue."

Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges: Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young.

Did you know that Clinton had asked to change the Democratic emblem from a donkey to a condom? It represents inflation, halts production, and gives you a false sense of security while you are being screwed.

Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. All these women coming forward, and not one is his sister!

Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortuneteller who intoned, "Prepare to become widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent death!" Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"

[Loves2Shoot]

ROFL

[Flexmoney]

Bronze Rat

A tourist walked into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the exotica, he noticed a very lifelike, life-size bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it was so striking he decided he must have it.

He asked the owner, "How much for the bronze rat?" "Twelve dollars for the rat. One hundred dollars for the story," said the owner.

The tourist gave the man twelve dollars. "I'll take the rat. You can keep the story."

As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and they were following him down the street. This was disconcerting. He began trotting.

Within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats had grown to hundreds, and they were squealing. He ran toward the bay. He looked around and saw that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, they were squealing loudly, and they were coming toward him fast.

Scared, he ran to the edge of the bay and threw the bronze rat as far out into the bay as he could. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the bay after it, and they all drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop. "Aha!" said the owner, "you have come back for the story?"

"No," said the man. "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat."

[j1b]

For the record - Arkansas ain't proud of Clinton (in Arkansas speak that means we don't like the SOB)

JB

[Liota]

I'm with you, JB. I laughed when I found out that "howdy doody" was running for president. Of course, I cried when he got elected the first time. I was pissed off when he got elected the second time. Still don't understand how he got that far. Of course, it took Arkansas a bit to learn, too. Two consecutive terms as governor and one after his first successor. Then they shipped him out like they did the local sheriff in Pulaski County. Didn't want him in the state, so we sent him off to Washington DC.

Liota