lynn jones Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.) In order to assure the highest levels of skill and ability of volunteers, it will be our policy to keep all volunteers well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give volunteers more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job please see your Officer. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Volunteers who don’t take S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMERGENCY EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMERGENCY ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.) Since our Officers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they are full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.) Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to: DIRECTOR OF SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P.S.H.I.T.) If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.). Thankyou, On behalf of: BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 I think I took those courses at Sam Houston Institute of Technology where I majored in Bovine Scatology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j1b Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 I didn't know I was so special. I am a member of the S.H.I.T squad Too? Man - I knew I was a member of the Fully Under Compensated Killing Employee Demand club. Now I'm a member of the S.H.I.T club too!! Woo eeee! Need to go back and read the beer thread again! JB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 I am a member of the S.H.I.T squad Too? JB <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That is too kool. I was informed last night that I had "made the list" myself! I was put on the list by my wife. This is indeed a proud moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingerjg Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 I like it! Sounds kinda like some of the military training i recieved in the past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 I am sure that any former government employee would surely be a member of the S.H.I.T. club, and a proud moment for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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