Lessons Learned

[dajarrel]

An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day.

He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey.

He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.

As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes,

a gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle

of whiskey in the other. The gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed,

saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"

The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance.

I just never wanted to." A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said,

"Well you old fool, you're gonna dance now", and started shooting at the old mans feet.

The old prospector was hopping around and everybody was laughing.

When the gunslinger fired his last bullet he holstered his gun and turned around to

go back into the saloon. The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun,

and pulled both hammers back making a double clicking sound.

The gunslinger heard the sound and everything got quiet.

The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly turned around looking down both

barrels of the shotgun.

The old man asked, "Did you ever kiss a mule square on the ass?"

The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No, But I've always wanted to."

[Merlin Orr]

Just facing up to the facts and evaluating them can change your overall perspective pretty quickly at times.....

[Micah]

Makes me want to switch from Production to Open

[et45]

[Ed K]

An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey.

He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.

The young gunslinger looked at the old m an and laughed, saying, 'Hey old man, have you ever danced?'

The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, 'No, I never did dance. I just never wanted to.'

A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, 'Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now,' and started shooting at the old man's feet. The old prospector was hopping around and everybody was laughing.

When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun, and pulled both hammers back making a double clicking sound.

The gunslinger heard the sound and everything got quiet. The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly turned around looking down both barrels of the shotgun.

The old man asked, 'Did you ever kiss a mule's ass?'

The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, 'No. But I've always wanted to.'

Two lessons from this story...

1. Don't waste ammunition.

2. Don't mess with old people.

[wide45]

A man's got to know his limitations.

[Vagus]

So what are the chances you post this today and someone happens to respond to the same joke that was posted over a year and a half ago about 2 hours later and bumps it to the top>

That is almost as funny as the joke its self.