Madmark Posted May 17, 2003 Share Posted May 17, 2003 Daily Zen ~ Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. ~The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. ~ It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. ~ Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. ~ No one is listening until you fart. ~ Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. ~ Never test the depth of the water with both feet. ~ If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ~ Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. ~ Before you criticize someone,you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes. ~ If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ~ Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. ~ If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. ~ If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. ~ Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. ~The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. ~ A closed mouth gathers no foot. ~ Duct tape is like The Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. ~ There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. ~ Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. ~ Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. ~ Never miss a good chance to shut up. This might be my chance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadetree Posted May 18, 2003 Share Posted May 18, 2003 If a man speaks and there is no woman there to hear him is he still wrong? Advice is like a grage sale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallPaul Posted May 18, 2003 Share Posted May 18, 2003 Daily Zen ~ Never miss a good chance to shut up. This might be my chance! Just a bit late sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskey Posted May 18, 2003 Share Posted May 18, 2003 If someone says you are one in a million that means there are 1,000 people just like you in China. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 "~ Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. " I just can't imagine Dennis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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