People that call me from INDIA..do you want a slushie

[1911jerry]

I just answer them in German

You can also make up a language.

I always answer in code....

"six....15....98.....red river.....dillon.....rcbs......lee load master.....LZ cold....."

They listen real well for about 10 seconds, then try to give me their sales pitch, this is when I tell them..." Johnny, Abort the mission, come home, I said, Abort, Abort, Copy, Over...."

At this point they usually hang up....and never call back.

JS