dajarrel Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. "Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one ... "Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and didn't have time to get you a gift." "Not to worry," said the father. "The important thing is that we're all together today." Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you." "It's nothing," said the father, "We're glad you were able to come." Then the daughter arrived, "Hello and happy anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything." After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to send each of you to college. Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married." The three children gasped and all said, "You mean we're bastards?" Yep," said the father. "And cheap ones too." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kz45 Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 spaghetti, spaghetti spaghetti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 Surprise Pretty funny Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 spaghetti, spaghetti spaghetti Two with meat balls - one without. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitman Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 Thanks KZ now I have to clean the beer off my monitor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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