Doggorloader Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 WOMAN'S LOVE POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind. Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S LOVE POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 You been reading my mail again.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluemax29 Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 How true those poems are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 I require a little more than stated in the poem Its funny though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Sierpina Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 I require a little more than stated in the poem Its funny though You're only saying that because Nanci reads this forum too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyinBlue Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 I require a little more than stated in the poem Its funny though Good answer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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