zhunter Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Hey, Zhunter... can I join you at that boat ramp? B The more the merrier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
et45 Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 A sack full of Krystal hamburgers and a seat in the Emergency Room on Saturday night would only be better than this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Knight Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 Just sittin' back and watchin' the show. MORE MORE MORE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill T Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now 40 and am looking for a girl with very big breasts. Bill T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 "Some women get excited over nothing and then marry him." - Cher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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