GmanCdp Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 BILLY BOB AND RUFUS WORKED TOGETHER IN A KENTUCKY CLOTHING FACTORY AND BOTH WERE LAID OFF SO THEY WENT TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE. WHEN ASKED HIS OCCUPATION, BILLY BOB SAID "PANTY STITCHER..... I SEW ELASTIC INTO LADIES COTTON PANTIES"..... THE CLERK LOOKED UP "PANTY STITCHER" AND IT WAS LISTED AS UNSKILLED LABOR, SO SHE PUT HIM DOWN FOR $300 A WEEK UNEMPLOYMENT PAY. SHE ASKED RUFUS HIS OCCUPATION AND HE SAID, "DIESEL FITTER, WHICH WAS LISTED AS A SKILLED JOB.... SHE PUT HIM DOWN FOR $600 A WEEK.... WHEN BILLY BOB FOUND OUT, HE WAS FURIOUS! HE STORMED BACK INTO THE OFFICE TO FIND OUT WHY HIS CO-WORKER GOT TWICE THE MONEY...... THE CLERK EXPLAINED, "PANTY STITCHERS ARE UNSKILLED, AND DIESEL FITTERS ARE SKILLED LABOR" "WHAT SKILL?" YELLED BILLY BOB. I SEW THE ELASTIC ON THE PANTIES AND RUFUS PUTS 'EM OVER HIS HEAD AND SAYS, "DIESEL FITTER"....!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Now I know why they closed that Fruit of the Loom plant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Norman Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 There are just so many places we don't want to go with this. So many.... Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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