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Diesel Fitter


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BILLY BOB AND RUFUS WORKED TOGETHER IN A KENTUCKY

CLOTHING FACTORY AND BOTH WERE LAID OFF SO THEY WENT

TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE.

WHEN ASKED HIS OCCUPATION, BILLY BOB SAID "PANTY STITCHER.....

I SEW ELASTIC INTO LADIES COTTON PANTIES".....

THE CLERK LOOKED UP "PANTY STITCHER" AND IT WAS LISTED AS

UNSKILLED LABOR, SO SHE PUT HIM DOWN

FOR $300 A WEEK UNEMPLOYMENT PAY.

SHE ASKED RUFUS HIS OCCUPATION AND HE SAID, "DIESEL FITTER,

WHICH WAS LISTED AS A SKILLED JOB....

SHE PUT HIM DOWN FOR $600 A WEEK....

WHEN BILLY BOB FOUND OUT, HE WAS FURIOUS!

HE STORMED BACK INTO THE OFFICE TO FIND OUT

WHY HIS CO-WORKER GOT TWICE THE MONEY......

THE CLERK EXPLAINED, "PANTY STITCHERS ARE UNSKILLED,

AND DIESEL FITTERS ARE SKILLED LABOR"

"WHAT SKILL?" YELLED BILLY BOB.

I SEW THE ELASTIC ON THE PANTIES AND RUFUS

PUTS 'EM OVER HIS HEAD AND SAYS,

"DIESEL FITTER"....!!!! :lol:

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