zhunter Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home... PLEASE MAMA!" "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "Calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?" "Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!" "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!" Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words like: DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK..." "I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 There are too many of them that are really that way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robomanusa Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 There are too many of them that are really that way... I'm damn glad mines not one of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bountyhunter Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 The marriage disconnect occurs right at the ceremony..... he is standing there smiling because he is thinking: "Now I can have it whenever I want..." She is standing there smiling because she is thinking: "Thank God I never have to do THAT again...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chendersby Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 The 3 rings of marrige? engagement ring wedding ring suffering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8shooter Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 The transition of sex in a relationship: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex: This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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