lynn jones Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Please Pay Your Respects: Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven, Sour Dough. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone who may be having a crumby day and kneads it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Thanks I ...kneaded that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liota Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Lynn, You will be whipped and battered before long with reminders that you knead to search for already posted stuff. It's old, but still full of leavening. Liota Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Comes at a good time.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraskan Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 I doughnut know if it was really that funny. I really knead to read it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Really shocking news. When I read about the doughboy my face went pastry and my eyes glazed over.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wide45 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Leftovers again. http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=18582 Lynn,You will be whipped and battered before long with reminders that you knead to search for already posted stuff. It's old, but still full of leavening. Liota Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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